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mahad mohamed // February 1, 2008 at 1:06 pm |
One morning all the kids in the world turned on their TVs. They all turned to the news channel and waited for the news reporter to talk. He said, “Breaking news: there is nitrogen and oxygen in the air.” All the kids went dead silent. Then the reporter said again, “More breaking news: scandium and hydrogen are also in the air.” Every kid in the world dropped there cereals. They went crazy screaming “oxygen!” Their parents woke up telling their kids to stop saying “oxygen.” They tried to change the channel but the reporter kept on saying, “There is also lithium in the air.” All the kids ran outside with there pajamas screaming “yes!!!!! Sulfur!!” The whole world shook and said, “There is too much oxygen and fluorine inside me.” All the babies in the world were crying, “beryllium!” The whole world went crazy. From China you hear kids screaming, “Calcium.” Form Europe you heard kids screaming “Uranium!” From Antarctica you heard penguins saying, “Selenium.” Form Africa you hear kids saying, “Oxygen!” America went crazy screaming, “Fluorine.” You saw emergency signs in the sky saying: Warning nitrogen and oxygen have just ended up in the air Danger!!! Stay away. The reporters last words were, “No tungsten!!!!”
Why did the how world go crazy?